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These are some lies we made up about Benjamin.
A space man from another world is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances by Sheep Creek screaming.
A space man can once in a while be noticed looking by Glover Bend.
A giant hog was perceived attempting to utter something at Crappie Tank Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe came into view examining Glover Canyon in detail around midnight. There have been numerous tales involving this spirit in the neighborhood. People argue that this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Benjamin. In any case, it unquestionably is a creepy spirit that you don't want to encounter after midnight.
The terrifying phantom of a conquistador came into view up on Cedar Mountain scaring folks. Many people around here have had comparable experiences involving the same ghost. A local says that this phantom is the tormented soul of a long gone Benjamin local person.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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