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A huge ermine may repeatedly be seen climbing up from a manhole on a Belton road at midnight.

The phantom of a young-looking gentleman having on a confederate uniform can be spotted frequently taking pleasure in the scenery at Belton Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. A woman who lives here alleges that this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Belton some decades ago. Either way, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter late in the night.

The ghost of a tied up man has every so often been observed flashing a lantern in Coxs Hollow at midnight. In any case, this is a horrible spirit that any rational person would not want to encounter.

A space alien has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in Beall Park before sunrise covering a body by a big boulder.

The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood was observed playing a melody on a harmonica in a Belton apartment.
 
    There have been numerous reports with reference to this ghost in the area.

A big scary beast emerged at Morgans Point late at night looking down into the water.

An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was perceived heaving bricks into the stream at Bird Creek at the stroke of midnight.

An enormous bull showed up gazing at
  the view from the peak of Tweedle Mountain late at night.

A guy with a big hole through his upper body was perceived by Taylors Valley chucking rocks. Many accounts of this ghost have been conveyed.

A guy having the head of a beast was made out hollowing out a nook next to Chalk Ridge Falls before sunrise. Several people around here have had matching sightings involving a very similar ghost. Some of the locals allege this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who have the guts to disturb the calm in Belton.

A partly decayed human body is frequently made out in a Belton highschool before sunrise pacing the halls. It has been said that this specific ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Belton some time ago.

An extraterrestrial from another planet can often be seen in a home close to Belton.

The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be distinguished frequently in a Belton area shoe store, walking the aisles.

Ludwig van Beethoven has occasionally been
observed slurping motor oil late in the night by a road sign in Belton.

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- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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