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These are some lies we made up about Bellville.
Frankenstein's Monster is repeatedly seen gazing at the water by Arnold Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal skunk is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions in Bellville City Park after midnight gazing.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object may frequently be spotted on a Bellville residential street late in the night.
A big scary beast can be witnessed frequently staring at a woman snoozing on a mattress in a house in Bellville.
An enormous gnu has now and then been distinguished in the early morning hours floating by on Buffalo Creek.
An alien from planet Neptune is from time to time perceived in a restaurant in the Bellville area.
A space invader from another galaxy has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions trying on a hat in a Bellville apartment.
A colossal mynah bird can now and then be observed nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Bellville.
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alien commander of a UFO has regularly been noticed in a Bellville highschool late at night strolling the hallways.
A gentleman devoid of a head is repeatedly perceived in a mirror in a Bellville home; the phantom was solely noticeable in the mirror. Many folks who live here assert this ghost is the undead soul of an old Bellville local resident.
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In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that should be steered clear of.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world can repeatedly be observed in a residence close to Bellville.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may be perceived often looking for a hat beside a parked Nissan in a Bellville parking lot late in the night.
The ghost of an old prospector with a large beard and a wooden leg has from time to time been observed burning a bag around midnight by a road sign in Bellville. Residents here who have perceived this phantom say this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Bellville some time ago.
The ghost of a waitress is occasionally witnessed walking through a building in Bellville. Local people assert that this spirit is that of a local resident who had a house here in Bellville some time ago.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer can now and then be observed mounted on a camel beside a highway right next door to Bellville.
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ghost of an elderly cleaning lady was perceived wandering through a home close to Bellville. The onlooker escaped immediately after he noticed the ghost. No matter what people utter, it's a chilling spirit that is rather not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellville
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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