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These are some lies we made up about Bells.
The phantom of a shackled up man materialized staring at the water by Klose Lake Dam before dawn. The watcher fled when he witnessed the spirit.
A very large mole came into sight drifting down Brushy Creek on a dark night.
A colossal gorilla was spotted at midnight scrambling out of Choctaw Slough drenched in slime.
The spirit of a young female drenched in blood was perceived in a mirror in a Bells house; the phantom was exclusively visible in the mirror. When the bystander came into view the phantom ran off.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest has frequently been seen trying to locate a book under a parked car in a Bells parking lot after midnight. A local man claims that this spirit takes pleasure in startling unwise people who come searching for spirits in Bells.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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