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These are some lies we made up about Bellevue.
An alien tourist from space may be perceived repeatedly washing a blood-splattered bed sheet in Bufallo Springs very late at night.
The spirit of an elderly witch has from time to time been made out dragging a body from the freezing water of Buffalo Creek at midnight. One of the local residents determinedly argues that this phantom can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Bellevue many years ago.
A large creepy monster has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions looking terrifying at Burns Lake Dam on a dark night.
A space man from Venus may sometimes be spotted crawling out from a drain hole on a Bellevue street late at night.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso was noticed snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Bellevue. The ghost saluted the watcher. Some of the folks here assert this ghost may very well be a renowned days gone by local of Bellevue.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellevue
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Ghost Sightings From Bellevue
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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