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These are some lies we made up about Bellaire.
A female with larvae crawling out of her nose can from time to time be seen by Briar Branch sobbing. People here assert that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Bellaire local.
The spirit of a woman with a switchblade in her neck has repeatedly been noticed performing a melody on a guitar in a Bellaire flat. Regardless of what folks utter, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a bound up female is often distinguished examining Piney Point Gully in detail at the stroke of midnight. One of the residents confidently asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Bellaire before the present.
A woman hauling her head by her arm has been observed on many occasions in Almeda Plaza Park at night covering a corpse by a big rock.
A space alien from space may regularly be perceived in a Bellaire highschool late in the night strolling the corridors.
The phantom
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of a man with half his head absent can be distinguished very frequently in a mirror in a Bellaire building; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror. A number of of the people who live here claim this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Bellaire some time ago. One thing is for certain, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that
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should be avoided.
The spirit of a young-looking lady sporting a blood-covered wedding dress has now and then been perceived in a trailer in the neighborhood of Bellaire. Whichever way, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you do not want to come across before sunrise.
A gigantic walrus is every so often made out trying to find a glove next to a parked Ford in a Bellaire parking lot around midnight.
A Pteranodon may occasionally be distinguished in a Bellaire area clothing store, walking the aisles.
An alien was witnessed in Brazos Bend State Park at the park headquarters shouting at the eye witness to be off.
A gargantuan ibex came into view heaving pebbles at the stroke of midnight by a mailbox in Bellaire.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy was observed striding through an apartment in Bellaire.
The spirit of an eleven foot high colossal man was observed mounted on a horse next to a highway near Bellaire. When noticed the ghost came within reach of the observer who then
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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