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These are some lies we made up about Beeville.
The ghost of a man dressed in a law enforcement uniform can be witnessed very frequently standing by a deserted highway near Beeville.
A huge basilisk has occasionally been perceived reading a tabloid in Alta Vista Park at night.
A large scary ogre is sometimes witnessed riding on a low rider on a shady road in the vicinity of Beeville.
The spirit of an old man with a big gray mustache has purportedly been perceived on many instances in a Beeville home. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
An extremely large muskrat may sometimes be spotted looking in the center of Little Dry Creek.
An ET from another galaxy has repeatedly been noticed becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
Christopher Columbus is repeatedly seen right by Lake Corpus Christi State Park attempting to touch something.
The phantom of a gentleman sporting army attire is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances
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relaxing in a beanbag in an apartment next to Beeville. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Beeville before the present. No matter what people say, it certainly is a chilling ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A space alien can often be observed at the entrance
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to Padre Island National Seashore terrifying people.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system may be made out time and again around midnight pursuing a passing Nissan on a dark road next to Beeville.
A massive grizzly bear has occasionally been noticed in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver spotting the phantom in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another world is every so often seen by an old woman fishing by a lake next to Beeville.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions having a seat on a sofa in a residence in Beeville.
An martian voyager from outer space can sometimes be spotted going berserk underneath a lamppost in Beeville.
A Triceratops was made out strolling from residence to residence late in the night on a Beeville residential road.
A gargantuan chimpanzee materialized searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Beeville home at midnight.
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space invader from deep space was witnessed relaxing at the dining table in a Beeville home.
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Ghost Sightings From Beeville
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Ghost Sightings From Beeville
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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