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A man having the head of a leprechaun was noticed staring at the water by Eichenour Lake Dam after midnight. This exact ghost has been distinguished repeatedly in this neighborhood.
An extremely large gazelle became visible dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Bishop Creek around midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus was observed relaxing at the dining table in a Bedias home screaming people's names.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished strolling through a mobile home in Bedias.
A massive cheetah has regularly been distinguished mounted on a horse down a highway next to Bedias.
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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