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These are some lies we made up about Beckville.
An alien from outer space is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions on the apex of The Sand Hills on a dark night surveying the panorama.
A gigantic walrus may regularly be distinguished by Alder Branch gazing crossly at the viewer.
An enormous cat may be made out very often going bananas in The Sand Hills in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an elderly man with a large gray mustache has occasionally been witnessed sitting on a stool in a residence in the vicinity of Beckville. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Beckville.
An enormous wolf is occasionally seen ascending out of Cypress Slough covered in slime in the early morning hours.
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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