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A space invader from planet Pluto may be distinguished very often marching from building to building on a dark night on a Beaumont street.
An enormous cow has once in a while been distinguished browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Beaumont flat late in the night.
A space alien from another solar system is occasionally witnessed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Beaumont apartment.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions in a secluded location near Beaumont.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship can once in a while be perceived standing alongside a dark highway in the vicinity of Beaumont.
The ghost of a steel-miner was distinguished posting a container at a Beaumont post office. The witness became frightened and ran off.
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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