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These are some lies we made up about Beaumont.
A space invader from the cosmos was distinguished sitting on a bench in a mobile home in close proximity to Beaumont.
Aladdin has regularly been seen after midnight rushing after a passing Buick on a gloomy road near Beaumont.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose is regularly distinguished by Bayou Din smoking a pipe.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has allegedly been witnessed on many instances in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
The phantom of a young lady with a cord around her neck may often be perceived in Johns Gully after midnight grasping a human headbone. A local resident declares that this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Beaumont some decades ago.
An exceptionally chilling spirit may be observed repeatedly in a sail boat on Viterbo Reservoir screaming. Several of those who live here argue this spirit likes startling
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unwise folks who have the nerve to disturb the calm in Beaumont. In any case, this spirit indisputably is chilling; one that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of an elderly lady clutching a pistol has from time to time been seen watering plants in the front yard of a residence in Beaumont. Whatever people state, this is an unfriendly
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ghost that you wouldn't want to meet very late at night.
A space man from Pluto is once in a while distinguished cleaning a bloody shirt in Spindletop Springs very late at night.
A space alien from deep space has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of instances in Chaison Park very late at night covering a dead body by a large boulder.
The ghost of a waitress can from time to time be perceived up on the pinnacle of Spindletop Hill reflecting. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that any rational person would not want to encounter.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady has regularly been made out by a guy fishing by a lake near Beaumont.
A black dog that turned into a female is often observed repositioning orbs about in Sea Rim State Park near the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been seen on frequent instances looking bloodcurdling in Big Thicket National Preserve quite near the ranger station.
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phantom of a dispossessed guy can frequently be observed sitting on a stool in a flat in Beaumont. In any case, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaumont
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Ghost Sightings From Beaumont
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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