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These are some lies we made up about Beasley.
An enormous coyote was perceived concealing a dead body by a big rock in Historical Marker late in the night.
William Shakespeare appeared in the center of Boone Branch drinking orange juice.
A colossal rabbit was noticed glancing across Blossom Prairie late in the night.
A woman with no head was made out very late at night ascending out of Blossom Slough covered in mud. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been several other accounts of this exact ghost. According to what the locals assert, this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Beasley. Nonetheless, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An ET from another galaxy has regularly been distinguished watching cable in a Beasley living room before sunrise.
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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