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These are some lies we made up about Baytown.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO has been witnessed on several occasions in a mobile home in Baytown.
An extremely large dromedary can from time to time be witnessed by Cary Bayou attempting to snatch something.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has regularly been spotted walking next to a desolate highway outside Baytown.
An ET from planet Pluto is frequently seen down by the water at Ash Point terrifying folks.
A gigantic reindeer is known to have been seen on numerous occasions glancing at the panorama from the apex of Barbers Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from deep space can repeatedly be spotted in Atkinson Island Wildlife Management Area before dawn hiding a cadaver by a big rock.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been spotted attempting to conceal a corpse in Fisher Marsh on a dark night.
A black dog that shifted shape into a female is occasionally
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witnessed checking out Buck Gully in detail after midnight.
An ET from planet Neptune has been observed on several instances coming into sight in a closet mirror.
A space invader from another solar system can once in a while be perceived at Highlands Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours taking in the surroundings.
A cyclop
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was distinguished by Baytown Bend slurping blood from a cup.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft appeared seated on a stool in a mobile home near Baytown.
The ghost of a youthful lady dressed as a house keeper was witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing Toyota on a shady highway near Baytown. There are further accounts concerning this spirit in the vicinity. One of the local residents confidently declares that this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Baytown some decades ago. One thing's for certain, this ghost sure is creepy; one that should be steered clear of.
A space invader from the Moon emerged in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
A colossal mare was seen in Galveston Island State Park right by the park headquarters smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a down-and-out man was seen quite near the entrance to Big Thicket National Preserve reading a book. Many accounts of this ghost have been
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conveyed. Several of the people who live here say this phantom enjoys startling foolhardy folks who have the courage to upset the serenity in Baytown. Anyway, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Baytown
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Ghost Sightings From Baytown
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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