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These are some lies we made up about Bayside.
A massive alpaca showed up pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Aransas River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A headless female was distinguished at Black Point in the early morning hours staring down into the water. When perceived the ghost came within reach of the eye witness who then escaped. Some of the residents allege this phantom enjoys frightening people who come trying to locate phantoms in Bayside.
The spirit of an eleven foot massive guy showed up in the early morning hours staring over Egery Flats. This precise ghost has been seen very often in this place. According to the residents, this phantom may be a well-known days gone by inhabitant of Bayside. One thing is for certain, this is a nasty spirit that should be stayed away from.
An martian explorer from outer space was witnessed at Reynolds Metals Company Dam very late at night taking pleasure in the vista.
A centaur was made out smoking a pipe down beside Hynes Springs around midnight.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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