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These are some lies we made up about Bay City.
The phantom of a youthful Indian warrior is every now and then witnessed relaxing in a beanbag in a building close to Bay City.
A very large moose may every so often be made out around midnight running after a passing truck on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Bay City.
Vincent van Gogh was spotted in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
An ET from another world became visible in a sail boat on Bay City Lake destroying a map.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship was seen floating along Bucks Bayou at night.
The phantom of a strong lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe materialized consuming a burger in Le Tufle Park late in the night. There are several testimonies on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to come across.
A terrifying skeleton was observed mowing the lawn in the side garden
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of a mobile home in Bay City. Several sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. It's been said that this individual ghost takes pleasure in frightening people who come looking for ghosts in Bay City. Regardless of what, it sure is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An ET from planet Mercury has repeatedly been observed relaxing
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on a bench in a building in Bay City.
A glowing human form is repeatedly perceived outside the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park looking for another ghost.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has been said to have been observed on a few instances hauling a headbone under a streetlamp in Bay City. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
A massive guanaco may regularly be seen wandering from residence to residence very late at night on a Bay City road.
The ghost of a young guy wearing a denim jacket can be perceived very often rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Bay City home before sunrise.
A beheaded man has every now and then been witnessed seated at the dining table in a Bay City apartment.
A Tyrannosaurus has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances staring at folks in a Bay City building through a peephole.
A woman with her legs sliced off may every now and then be seen in a wild place near Bay City.
The phantom
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of a gentleman holding a blood-covered spear is regularly witnessed waving to cars by the side of a dark highway in the neighborhood of Bay City.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay City
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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