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These are some lies we made up about Batson.
A space man from planet Mercury is often perceived swallowing water down at the water at Wolf Point.
The spirit of an elderly prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions smoking a cigar in Gum Gully in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a scary ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to come across.
Henry VIII may repeatedly be distinguished setting up camp in Batiste Woods in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from outer space may be spotted frequently at Arizona Creek in the early morning hours hurling stones into the flow.
The ghost of an aged woman carrying a rifle has now and then been witnessed before sunrise looking across Batiste Prairie. A local person claims that this spirit is the tormented soul of a long gone Batson person who lived here.
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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