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These are some lies we made up about Batesville.
The alien technician of a UFO is once in a while perceived looking in the center of Camp Lake Slough.
A body with a skeleton face wearing shadowy robes may now and then be perceived taking in the panorama at Cow Hill Tank Dam in the early morning hours.
A woman with an axe in her head was perceived wandering through a Batesville neighborhood churchyard. When observed the ghost approached the observer who then ran off. Regardless of what people say, this is an unsympathetic phantom that should be steered clear of.
The spirit of a youthful Indian fighter came into sight staying in an empty home in Batesville. There have been many tales about this ghost in the vicinity.
Goldilocks was noticed mounted on a bicycle on a murky road near Batesville.
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Ghost Sightings From Batesville
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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