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These are some lies we made up about Bastrop.
A bloodcurdling creature is from time to time perceived sitting at the kitchen counter in a Bastrop building trashing a picture.
A space man from the cosmos has allegedly been made out on one or two occasions at Bastrop State Park Dam very late at night gulping blood from a glass.
The phantom of a man outfitted as a janitor was witnessed in Bastrop State Park near the park headquarters seeking a map. Additional people close at hand have had comparable occurrences involving a similar ghost.
The ghost of a guy sporting a sheriff uniform came into sight marching through a flat in Bastrop. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of other reports of this specific ghost. According to the locals, this phantom likes startling foolish people who are brave enough to upset the calm in Bastrop. No matter what folks express, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The phantom of a security
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guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was observed in Bastrop Commons Park around midnight burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock. The observer fled right after he made out the ghost. Any which way, this phantom undoubtedly is menacing; one that should be shunned.
The spirit of an aged man with a large white beard became visible after midnight
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exploring Pigeonroost Hollow in detail. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other present.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed soaring over Crafts Prairie around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has regularly been perceived yelling by David Bottom.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is often spotted mounted on a llama by the side of a road in the vicinity of Bastrop.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing soldier's attire has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances down next to Burleson Springs very late at night flickering a kerosene lamp.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship can regularly be made out by Alum Creek terrifying people.
An armor from the middle ages with no human being inside may be noticed often walking through a flat right next door to Bastrop. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that is better not interrupted.
A giant kitten is once in a while distinguished at a pay phone in Bastrop using the phone.
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VIII has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions appearing creepy beside a wild highway near Bastrop before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Bastrop
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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