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These are some lies we made up about Barstow.
A large chilling giant may every so often be distinguished drinking blood from a container up on Hays Hill.
A space man from Mars was spotted dragging a corpse from the cold water of Toyah Creek after midnight.
A gigantic steer came into view in Quito Draw before sunrise gobbling a tomato.
A space man from outer space was made out being in a vacant home in Barstow.
A space man came into view standing by a secluded highway in close proximity to Barstow.
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Ghost Sightings From Barstow
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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