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These are some lies we made up about Barry.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is regularly distinguished trying on clothes in a Barry trailer.
Vasco da Gama has supposedly been observed on several occasions by Carroll Branch smoking a pipe.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her mouth may frequently be seen discussing into the night at Cox Lake Dam at night. Residents here who have seen this ghost assert this ghost is possibly the struggling ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Barry. Nevertheless, it's a creepy ghost that should be shunned.
The phantom of a chained up female can be seen very frequently in Joe Parnum Field in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a newsletter. In any case, it is indisputably a scary phantom that is better not disrupted.
A woman having the head of a demon has now and then been observed scrambling up from a drain hole on a Barry lane in the early morning hours before sunrise. Folks here claim that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Barry resident. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to run into on a dark night.
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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