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These are some lies we made up about Barnhart.
A space alien has repeatedly been observed before sunrise examining Woods Draw in detail.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly perceived staring at folks in a Barnhart apartment through a window.
The spirit of a pregnant lady has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions in a desolate location in close proximity to Barnhart. Several of the folks here allege this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Barnhart some time ago. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that you don't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a youthful guy having on a rain coat can be seen frequently standing alongside a gloomy highway in close proximity to Barnhart.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has from time to time been observed guzzling fuel from a pump at a fueling station in Barnhart.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnhart
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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