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These are some lies we made up about Bardwell.
A massive coati may be witnessed frequently on a Bardwell street after midnight.
A very large jaguar has from time to time been noticed looking at the view at South Prong Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword is every so often seen suspended in the air like a blimp in Bardwell. Many people who live here assert this ghost may very well be a renowned past local of Bardwell.
The ghost of a female with a word etched into her head has been perceived on a small number of occasions in a store in the Bardwell vicinity. Whatever people utter, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A very large lion has often been distinguished in the early morning hours drifting down Big Onion Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Bardwell
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Ghost Sightings From Bardwell
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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