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Hansel and Gretel's mom can be perceived very frequently looking creepy down by Dismero Springs at the stroke of midnight.
A lady hauling her head by her arm has now and then been seen floating along on Cayamon Creek at midnight. A woman who lives here claims that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Banquete a long time ago.
An extremely large toad is now and then observed by Glasscock Lake Dam at night looking at the water.
The ghost of a young-looking woman dressed in a bloody dress is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances searching through a closet in the bedroom of a Banquete house late in the night. One of the locals steadfastly argues that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who have the courage to disturb the quiet in Banquete.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was observed looking at people in a Banquete home through a door crack.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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