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These are some lies we made up about Bangs.
A big menacing giant has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in Dragon Memorial Stadium late in the night swallowing water.
The ghost of a down-and-out gentleman can regularly be noticed enjoying the scenery at Owens Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you listen to the locals, this phantom is the undead spirit of a long forgotten Bangs person who lived here.
An alien tourist from deep space may be distinguished often talking into the night in Gobbler Hollow at midnight.
A bloodcurdling beast has every so often been noticed drifting by on East Fork Sand Creek late in the night.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a store clerk has purportedly been seen on one or two instances clutching a cranium up on the apex of Mayberry Mountain. Any which way, this phantom sure is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to come across at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bangs
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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