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These are some lies we made up about Bandera.
A lady afire, grasping a gas tank can often be noticed tossing stones into the water at Bandera Creek in the early morning hours. No matter what people state, this is a nasty ghost that should be kept away from.
Snow White can be made out time and again in a deserted place in the neighborhood of Bandera.
The phantom of a farmer dressed in a hat has every now and then been witnessed trying to flag down cars next to a dark road in the neighborhood of Bandera. A man who lives here argues that this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Bandera some decades ago. One thing is for sure, it's a menacing phantom that you would not want to meet on a dark night.
An extremely large prairie dog is now and then witnessed downing blood from a glass beside Coal Springs before sunrise.
A gargantuan leopard has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions munching on a melon at Berry Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A huge llama
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can every now and then be distinguished hovering over Potato Flats at night.
The Abominable Snowman was witnessed staring at the view from the highest spot of Cloud Mountain late in the night.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-covered dress appeared reading a tabloid in a row boat on Montague Lake. The phantom did not seem to be anxious
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by the onlookers. One of the folks who live here steadfastly claims that this phantom takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who have the courage to upset the serenity in Bandera.
A gigantic ewe was spotted in Clark Hollow at night grasping a human headbone.
An martian voyager from another solar system materialized glugging down unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Bandera.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was made out discussing into the thin air as if someone else was present.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon has frequently been seen walking a Bulldog late at night on a murky Bandera road.
An extraterrestrial is regularly distinguished meditating right by Guadalupe River State Park.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions staring through apartment windows in Bandera before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bandera
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Ghost Sightings From Bandera
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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