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An alien from outer space can frequently be noticed drifting along Canyon Creek late in the night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship can be made out often at Balmorhea Lake Dam late in the night looking at the panorama.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a sheriff outfit has every so often been distinguished in a canoe on Lake Balmorhea going wild. It's been alleged that this individual ghost could be a celebrated former time local of Balmorhea. Anyhow, this ghost sure is menacing; one that is rather not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is from time to time perceived studying Adobe Draw in detail in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a huge white mustache is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances marching through a Balmorhea vicinity graveyard. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom is possibly the undead phantom of a resident who used to have a house here in Balmorhea. In any event, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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