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These are some lies we made up about Ballinger.
A colossal koala has every so often been made out meditating in Bearcat Stadium at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking lady clad as a maid is from time to time witnessed gazing at the water by Country Club Lake Dam very late at night.
An martian vacationer from outer space is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions late at night studying Los Arroyos in detail.
Marco Polo was spotted appearing menacing mid stream in Bears Foot Creek.
An ET from the Moon became visible staring at a woman slumbering on a mattress in a building in Ballinger.
A colossal lamb was observed trying on socks in a Ballinger flat.
A space man from the cosmos became visible scrambling up from a drain hole on a Ballinger street around midnight.
A cyclop was witnessed burrowing a cavity near the entrance to Abilene State Park.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been spotted snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Ballinger.
A gargantuan armadillo is often witnessed performing a piece of music on a guitar in a Ballinger mobile home.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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