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These are some lies we made up about Baird.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system is rumored to have been seen on many instances in Bell Park on a dark night hiding a cadaver by a large boulder.
A gigantic canary can repeatedly be seen enjoying the vista at Baird Railroad Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An alien from planet Mercury may be perceived very frequently at Kaiser Creek at midnight chucking boulders into the water.
A Pteranodon has sometimes been distinguished in a house right next door to Baird.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot is every now and then witnessed trying to locate a photo by a parked truck in a Baird parking lot at night. Residents here who have seen this phantom say this phantom may perhaps be a recognized yesteryear inhabitant of Baird.
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Ghost Sightings From Baird
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Ghost Sightings From Baird
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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