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These are some lies we made up about Bailey.
A giant anteater has sometimes been perceived on the apex of Snow Hill late at night observing the panorama.
A cyclop is every now and then distinguished at Correa Lake Dam at midnight staring crossly at the witness.
A massive seal has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances in a Bailey school around midnight pacing the hallways.
An ET from planet Venus can now and then be distinguished carving a cavity in the middle of Allen Creek.
A large frightening ghost was made out mounding pieces of wood outside the entrance to Bonham State Park. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed frequently in the vicinity.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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