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These are some lies we made up about Bacliff.
A giant ox has been made out on one or two occasions in Bayshore Park at night dragging a body across the dirt.
Aladdin can frequently be made out walking through a flat near Bacliff.
An martian traveler from another solar system may be spotted very frequently in a phone booth in Bacliff making a telephone call.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has from time to time been seen by Galveston County Water Reservoir Dam late at night looking at the water.
A lady devoid of a head is occasionally spotted at April Fool Point after midnight looking down into the water.
A very large duckbill can occasionally be noticed staggering through a Bacliff vicinity burial ground.
An alien from another planet was noticed by Red Bluff going bananas.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object came into view in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Bulkhead Reef in detail.
A gentleman without a head was spotted
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in Armand Bayou carving a hollow. When distinguished the ghost came up to the watcher who then fled. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to encounter after midnight.
An alien from planet Mercury materialized annihilating a photo by a wild road next to Bacliff before dawn.
A space invader from the cosmos was observed
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being in an empty mansion in Bacliff.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship was seen trying to locate a shoe in Galveston Island State Park right by the ranger station.
An extremely menacing spirit has regularly been witnessed traveling on a motorcycle on a shady road close to Bacliff.
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Ghost Sightings From Bacliff
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Ghost Sightings From Bacliff
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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