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These are some lies we made up about Azle.
The spirit of a gentleman clothed as a gardener has sometimes been noticed sitting on a couch in a building in Azle. No matter what people say, this is an unfriendly ghost that you would not want to run into at midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy is every so often spotted downing motor oil under a lamppost in Azle.
A Tyrannosaurus has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions in Ash Creek Park before dawn smoking a cigar.
A colossal cony can from time to time be spotted reading a tabloid in the middle of Ash Creek.
Little Red Riding Hood was seen searching for a man up on the pinnacle of Burton Knob.
An enormous pony came into view weeping at Eagle Mountain Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from the cosmos was seen wandering from residence to residence very late at night on an Azle lane.
A very large ram emerged at Twin Points Beach at midnight looking at the waves beside the waterfront.
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space invader was observed searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Azle mobile home at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with a somewhat translucent body has often been noticed having a seat at a coffee table in an Azle flat.
An extremely large elk is frequently seen at Craft Point around midnight gazing down into the water.
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alien voyager from another solar system has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions gazing at people in an Azle apartment through a peephole.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can regularly be perceived in Cleburne State Park by the park headquarters staring angrily at the watcher. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Azle some time ago. Whichever way, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
A space alien from the cosmos can be seen often in a desolate place near Azle.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been observed hitch-hiking next to a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Azle.
A massive dugong is now and then noticed dispatching a box at an Azle post office.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a large gray beard can sometimes be observed slurping fuel from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Azle.
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alien explorer from outer space has regularly been observed talking into the air as if somebody else was near.
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Ghost Sightings From Azle
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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