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These are some lies we made up about Axtell.
An extremely large prairie dog was witnessed late at night drifting down on Cottonwood Creek.
A giant alligator came into sight looking at the scenery at City of Mart Dam on a dark night.
A lady in flames, clutching a kerosene bottle was seen drinking regular from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Axtell. Other reports of this ghost have been reported. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while driving through Axtell before the present. No matter what people state, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a farmer wearing a hat was perceived walking a Collie at the stroke of midnight on a shady Axtell lane. Other people nearby have had equivalent happenings with a similar ghost.
A sphinx has frequently been noticed peeping through home windows in Axtell at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Axtell
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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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