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These are some lies we made up about Avoca.
A big creepy ogre can be perceived very often in Flag Branch screaming at the witness to go away.
A gargantuan bull is every so often observed staring at the water by Bettis Lake Dam late in the night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may sometimes be spotted nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Avoca.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior has regularly been perceived performing a piece of music on a guitar in an Avoca flat. Loads of residents say this phantom could be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Avoca some decades ago. Anyway, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not messed with.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly witnessed in an Avoca secondary school in the early morning hours walking the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Avoca
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Ghost Sightings From Avoca
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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