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These are some lies we made up about Austwell.
Aristotle has now and then been observed by Artesian Creek rearranging orbs around.
The ghost of an old female carrying a handgun is once in a while spotted rummaging around in garbage cans on an Austwell street.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has allegedly been made out on a few instances hovering in the air like a blimp in Austwell. Residents who have observed this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Austwell.
A very large guanaco may now and then be noticed in Goose Island State Park outside the park headquarters gazing crossly at the eye witness.
An alien from Mars was noticed staring at a man snoozing on a futon in a mobile home in Austwell.
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Ghost Sightings From Austwell
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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