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These are some lies we made up about Austin.
A female's body with a rat's head is once in a while noticed looking furiously at the viewer up on the peak of Davis Hill.
The Ugly Duckling has been distinguished on frequent occasions very late at night hurrying after a passing Chevy on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Austin.
A man with the head of a goblin may sometimes be spotted in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a menacing ghost that is better not disrupted.
A female burning, gripping a petroleum tank is repeatedly seen washing a blood-covered pair of pants in Back Door Spring before sunrise. Regardless of what folks articulate, this is a nasty phantom that you wouldn't want to meet late in the night.
An martian traveler from the cosmos is known to have been spotted on a few instances trashing a box by Barton Creek.
An extremely large cow can repeatedly
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be observed by a person camping at a campground outside Austin.
An extraterrestrial from space may be noticed often taking a rest in a chair in a building in Austin.
An alien has occasionally been observed smoking a cigar next to a lamppost in Austin.
The phantom of a grower having on a farmer hat is every now and then observed
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speaking into the thin air at Longhorn Dam at midnight.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer has been said to have been made out on numerous instances in Adams Park at night hauling a corpse over rocks.
A gargantuan warthog can once in a while be noticed rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Austin building late at night.
Vasco da Gama was made out resting at a table in an Austin flat.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto emerged struggling to articulate something in Bastrop State Park quite near the park headquarters.
An ET from another planet was witnessed in a wild area in the vicinity of Austin.
The ghost of a young air force pilot appeared sending a packet at an Austin post office. The ghost did not appear to be troubled by the witnesses.
A space alien was noticed swallowing gas from a pump at a gasoline station in Austin.
An martian vacationer from space has repeatedly been witnessed discussing into the thin air as if someone in addition was near.
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woman with a bottle-green face is frequently made out walking a Cocker Spaniel late at night on a shady Austin street. Based on what the people who live here assert, this spirit gets pleasure from startling folks who come seeking spirits in Austin.
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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