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These are some lies we made up about Aubrey.
A space man materialized in Chaparral Stadium late at night pulling a body across the ground.
The phantom of a lady with a sack fastened around her head was made out floating along on Aubrey Branch at night. The eye witness was terrified and escaped. If you listen to the people who live here, this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Aubrey local resident.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy has frequently been spotted taking pleasure in the vista at Carr Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A sizeable terrifying ghost is often perceived swallowing regular unleaded from a pump at a gasoline station in Aubrey. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Aubrey some time ago. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't want to meet late in the night.
An alien from planet Mars is known to have been made out
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on many instances articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was nearby.
An alien from another planet may frequently be perceived walking a dog before sunrise on a dark Aubrey residential street.
A giant alpaca can be spotted repeatedly peeping through building windows in Aubrey before dawn.
The ghost of a shackled up man
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has now and then been spotted watching movies in an Aubrey living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. Loads of locals argue this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Aubrey in the past. In any case, it's a creepy phantom that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
The ghost of a street bum is once in a while witnessed searching through trash cans on an Aubrey road.
A huge dugong can occasionally be witnessed right by the entrance to Cedar Hill State Park yelling.
The spirit of a young-looking lady soaked in blood is often distinguished floating in the air like a helium balloon in Aubrey. Folks here allege that this ghost likes startling unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Aubrey. Whatever people say, it certainly is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan salamander has purportedly been observed on many occasions in a store in the Aubrey area.
A space man may often be noticed trying on socks in an Aubrey mobile home.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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