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These are some lies we made up about Atlanta.
An ET from Pluto was observed in a home in the vicinity of Atlanta.
An extraterrestrial from space appeared seeking a box under a parked Pontiac in an Atlanta parking lot before sunrise.
The spirit of a female with a bag strapped around her head was spotted trying to grab something at night by a road sign in Atlanta. This is one of those ghosts that is observed frequently in close proximity.
A sizeable scary ghost has frequently been distinguished flickering a lantern in Atlanta City Park before dawn. If you listen to the residents, this phantom may very well be a famous past resident of Atlanta.
The ghost of a chained up man is frequently spotted at Fin and Feather Club Dam late in the night taking in the vista.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has purportedly been noticed on many instances by Beach Creek rearranging orbs around.
A very large donkey may regularly be seen wandering through a home in Atlanta.
The ghost of a street bum
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may be witnessed very frequently mounted on a horse beside a highway in the vicinity of Atlanta.
The phantom of a young female covered in blood has every so often been seen staggering through a home near Atlanta.
The ghost of an aged witch is every so often made out looking furiously at the witness in Millwood State Park by the ranger
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station. Whatever people utter, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances strolling through an Atlanta area cemetery.
A lady's body having a dog's head may sometimes be observed tossing boulders beside a secluded road next to Atlanta very late at night. Based on what the locals allege, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Atlanta local resident. One thing is for sure, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from planet Mercury is often perceived standing by a secluded road in the neighborhood of Atlanta.
A huge antelope has been perceived on a small number of instances mounted on a moped on a shady road near Atlanta.
A medusa may often be seen in a house in Atlanta.
A gargantuan roebuck may be witnessed very often in an Atlanta home.
An ET from another galaxy has sometimes been seen wandering
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by a secluded highway close to Atlanta.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlanta
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Ghost Sightings From Atlanta
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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