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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
The ghost of a zinc-miner can often be seen by Adams Lake Dam at midnight gazing at the water. One thing is for certain, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A very large kitten can be seen very frequently seated on the floor in a flat in Athens.
A female with a moderately transparent body has from time to time been made out trying to utter something in Athens City Park late in the night. Folks here declare that this ghost might be a celebrated days gone by resident of Athens.
The phantom of a gentleman wearing a law enforcement uniform is from time to time spotted marching from trailer to trailer on a dark night on an Athens road. One of the locals strongly says that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Athens local.
A huge addax has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances up on Pine Grove Hill flashing a light.
A very large marten may every now and then be perceived resting at a table
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in an Athens trailer.
A giant fawn was spotted throwing boulders into Lake Athens late in the night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead came into sight at Bear Creek late in the night tossing bricks into the stream. There are other reports with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood. Anyway, it indisputably
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is a menacing ghost that is better not upset.
A space man from the cosmos was witnessed gazing at people in an Athens flat through a door crack.
The ghost of a man in a military uniform emerged in Fairfield Lake State Park outside the park headquarters gazing crossly at the witness. Other stories of this ghost have been conveyed.
A knight's armor devoid of a person inside was made out in a deserted neighborhood in the neighborhood of Athens. Several people close by have had similar occurrences involving the same spirit. Several of the locals allege this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Athens long ago.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship was spotted spitting at passing cars next to a shadowy road outside Athens.
A partly see-through gentleman clad as the skipper of a freight ship has frequently been noticed swallowing unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Athens. It's been said that this individual phantom is that of a local resident who settled
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here in Athens a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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