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These are some lies we made up about Atascosa.
An extraterrestrial from space was distinguished glugging down soda pop up on the pinnacle of Black Hill.
An enormous fish was witnessed looking at the water by Alamo Angus Ranch Lake Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of an aged sorceress was seen showing up in a closet mirror. The onlooker freaked out and ran off.
A huge moose has regularly been distinguished resting on a sofa in a building in the vicinity of Atascosa.
A lady's body with a goat's head has supposedly been spotted on a few instances in the early morning hours before sunrise rushing after a passing Chrysler on a dark road close to Atascosa. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space man may repeatedly be perceived studying Long Hollow in detail before dawn.
A guy with the head of a demon has from time to time been spotted in Somerset Stadium in the early morning hours concealing a body by a big
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rock. Locals allege that this spirit is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Atascosa local resident.
Christopher Columbus is occasionally seen pulling a body from the ice cold water of Big Sous Creek in the early morning hours.
A gigantic ground hog is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions watering plants in the yard of
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a residence in Atascosa.
An enormous hamster may now and then be made out having a seat in an armchair in an apartment in Atascosa.
An extremely large jackal has often been distinguished looking creepy next to a lamppost in Atascosa.
A partly rotten human cadaver is repeatedly distinguished walking from residence to residence around midnight on an Atascosa residential street.
A gargantuan zebra is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions having a seat at the kitchen counter in an Atascosa building.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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