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These are some lies we made up about Aspermont.
The ghost of a lady having half her head lost was made out at City of Aspermont Lake Dam after midnight trying to grip something. This particular ghost has been made out time and again in this zone.
The martian pilot of a UFO was witnessed reasoning by K U Creek.
A woman having an axe in her head has frequently been distinguished on the pinnacle of Eagle Hill late at night staring at the sight. Based on what the people who live here allege, this phantom gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who come looking for phantoms in Aspermont. One thing's for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that should be shunned.
A space invader from Saturn is regularly noticed looking menacing in Coon Hollow at midnight.
A gigantic badger may often be spotted trying on clothes in an Aspermont mobile home.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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