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A space invader from space may be made out often at El Barrosa Creek around midnight tossing bricks into the stream.
A colossal horse has occasionally been distinguished gazing at the water by Bermuda Dam late in the night.
The phantom of a guy having half his head absent is once in a while distinguished staggering through a house in Asherton. Folks who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Asherton.
A massive peccary may now and then be perceived being carried by a llama down a highway outside Asherton.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been made out strolling through an apartment in close proximity to Asherton.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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