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These are some lies we made up about Arthur City.
A giant ram has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances staring at an old woman sleeping on a mattress in a house in Arthur City.
An alien voyager from the cosmos can often be seen gripping a cranium on the shore of Stallings Lake.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be witnessed very often very late at night drifting along Carney Creek. No matter what, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a huge white mustache is from time to time noticed by Howard Lake Dam at midnight looking at the water. Folks who have observed this ghost declare this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Arthur City some decades ago.
A space man from the Moon has been perceived on one or two occasions at Sanders Cove at night gazing down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur City
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur City
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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