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An alien from planet Mars is now and then observed at Hill Lake Dam in the early morning hours hurling boulders.
A medusa has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions mounted on a motorbike on a murky road in the vicinity of Artesia Wells.
A sizeable terrifying ghost may from time to time be spotted in a trailer in Artesia Wells.
The ghost of a bound up man was perceived in an Artesia Wells house. The appearance of the viewer alarmed the ghost who then faded away. Local people who have seen this phantom claim this phantom is possibly the stressed phantom of a local person who used to live here in Artesia Wells.
The phantom of a young female soaked in blood appeared walking by the side of a secluded road close to Artesia Wells. The ghost mentioned avenging a slaying. In any case, it is certainly a creepy ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Artesia Wells
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Ghost Sightings From Artesia Wells
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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