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These are some lies we made up about Arp.
A colossal coyote can frequently be made out before dawn drifting down on Caney Creek.
A space invader from Jupiter may be made out over and over again sipping blood from a glass at Arp Club Dam late at night.
A space alien from deep space is sometimes perceived fly fishing from the water's edge of L B Wilson Lake after midnight.
The phantom of a homeless guy has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances down near the water at Allen Cove sipping gasoline. Local people who have witnessed this ghost say this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Arp. No matter what folks utter, it sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that any sound person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may every now and then be spotted in Sandy Beach Park late at night smoking a pipe.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly witnessed watering plants in the front
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yard of a home in Arp.
A space invader from planet Mars has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions by a lady hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Arp.
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Ghost Sightings From Arp
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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