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These are some lies we made up about Armstrong.
A space alien from deep space can sometimes be spotted looking at the vista from the pinnacle of Loma Prieta at night.
An enormous zebu has repeatedly been made out by an old woman canoeing in a river near Armstrong.
An alien is often perceived seated in a chair in a home in Armstrong.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her chest is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions walking from mobile home to mobile home after midnight on an Armstrong street. Folks here claim that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Armstrong person who lived here. Regardless of what folks utter, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that any wise person would not want to come across.
The phantom of a strapped up lady can often be spotted shifting orbs about in Padre Island National Seashore quite near the ranger station.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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