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These are some lies we made up about Argyle.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is every so often perceived gazing at the water by Burger Lake Dam before dawn.
An extremely large hog has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances by a guy hiking along a trail close to Argyle.
The Ugly Duckling can occasionally be perceived shouting up on Bald Knob.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clothed as a house keeper has repeatedly been seen at Bolo Point at night looking down into the water. One of the residents confidently argues that this phantom enjoys frightening unwise people who come seeking phantoms in Argyle.
The ghost of a dispossessed man is regularly witnessed seated in an armchair in a house in Argyle. Several of the people who live in this town assert this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed away here in Argyle many years ago. Anyhow, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that any wise person would not want to encounter.
The spirit of a young-looking
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cowboy can often be distinguished in Denia Park in the early morning hours before sunrise terrifying folks. In any case, it's a scary spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a copper-miner may be spotted often marching from flat to flat at the stroke of midnight on an Argyle residential street.
The ghost of a gentleman
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clad as a gardener has sometimes been perceived crying out names in Bryant Branch. It has been claimed that this individual ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Argyle.
The ghost of a man in a police uniform is every now and then spotted resting at a coffee table in an Argyle building.
A colossal sheep may once in a while be made out staring at folks in an Argyle home through a keyhole.
Henry VIII was witnessed in a deserted neighborhood outside Argyle.
The ghost of an old man with a long white beard appeared dispatching a parcel at an Argyle post office. When the observer came into sight the ghost ran away. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head was witnessed in Cedar Hill State Park at the park headquarters carving a crater. The appearance of the onlooker terrified the ghost who then faded away.
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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