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These are some lies we made up about Archer City.
A gigantic gazelle is every so often made out calling people's names in Berry Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Vincent van Gogh has been said to have been spotted on many instances looking at the surroundings at Archer City Lake Dam after midnight.
An extraterrestrial may every now and then be noticed rummaging around in garbage cans on an Archer City street.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object has regularly been spotted after midnight floating along on Bluff Creek.
The armor of a medieval knight with no person inside is frequently distinguished suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Archer City. If you listen to what the residents say, this ghost may be the soul of a resident who died here in Archer City long ago.
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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