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These are some lies we made up about Aransas Pass.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances reading a book in Aransas City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic lion has repeatedly been perceived standing by a desolate highway next to Aransas Pass.
A lady with a blue face is frequently noticed sobbing at Conn Brown Harbor late at night.
Alexander the Great may often be spotted examining Stedman Reef in detail late in the night.
An enormous dromedary can be perceived very frequently at East Shore going for a moonlight swim.
The Mothman is every now and then noticed on a dark night climbing out of McCampbell Slough drenched in mud.
An extraterrestrial from another world is known to have been noticed on a few occasions near the water at California Hole meditating.
The ghost of a mailman was noticed pushing orbs about in the middle of Kinney Bayou. When the ghost
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was spotted it vanished into the night.
A very large ewe became visible admiring McGloins Bluff at midnight.
The martian captain of a UFO was noticed fluttering across East Flats in the early morning hours.
A massive basilisk materialized being carried by a bike on a dark road near Aransas Pass.
A man's body with the head
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of a skunk was observed in an Aransas Pass mobile home. Panic stricken by the eye witnesses the ghost faded away into the darkness.
A gargantuan mouse was spotted wandering by a secluded road in the vicinity of Aransas Pass.
A giant muskrat has repeatedly been noticed mounding boulders at the entrance to Padre Island National Seashore.
Christopher Columbus is repeatedly distinguished in Goose Island State Park outside the ranger station demolishing an object.
The ghost of a man holding a sword has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions becoming visible in a bathroom mirror. Many residents declare this phantom is most likely the struggling phantom of a person who used to live here in Aransas Pass.
A huge cheetah can often be witnessed having a seat on a stool in a home close to Aransas Pass.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto can be perceived frequently before sunrise following a passing Toyota on a shady road in the vicinity of Aransas Pass.
A woman with worms crawling out of her mouth has sometimes
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been made out in the backseat of a VW by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror after midnight. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that you would not want to bump into very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Aransas Pass
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Ghost Sightings From Aransas Pass
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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