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The chilling ghost of a Gaul is once in a while witnessed downing water from Apple Springs very late at night.
A space alien from outer space has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions by Big Bend screaming at the observer to be off.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft was noticed in the early morning hours ascending out of Big Bend drenched in slime.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon came into sight throwing bricks by Big Bend Slough.
A guy that turned into a vampire was observed at the entrance to Davy Crockett National Forest burrowing a nook. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone other nearby. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Apple Springs before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Apple Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Apple Springs
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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