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On January 2009 in Anthony TX me and my cuz my brother and my cousins husband. We were walking home it was like 12 midnight. It was really cold and there's a park we were passing by, and we heard a noise and when we turned around at the slide at the park we saw a girl sitting there. And she was crying an we were getting closer an closer she turned around an we saw her face and it was all messed up like if someone had hit her really really bad. We were sacred. And she stated to yell and was saying no and she got up an ran towards us and jumped. Man we ran fast and when we turned around she was gone? A few years back a girl was killed by two guys. And she appears there at 12 at that park, so be careful.
Submitted by Carmen
Categories: park, girls
These are some lies we made up about Anthony.
A decapitated gentleman was witnessed seated in an armchair in a home in Anthony. The watcher got scared and fled.
An alien from another planet was made out discussing
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into the night in the center of Anthony Wash.
An enormous lamb was observed staring at the water by Anthony Arroyo Watershed Site One Dam late in the night.
A female with her arms severed was noticed carrying a headbone beside a streetlight in Anthony. The ghost didn't seem to be worried by the onlookers. Several of the people who live
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in this town claim this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Anthony local.
An ET has frequently been witnessed screaming in Gallegos Park at the stroke of midnight.
An alien traveler from space has been said to have been made out on numerous instances searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Anthony trailer in the early morning hours.
An army uniform strolling around without a body in it may repeatedly be made out sitting at the kitchen counter in an Anthony residence. According to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Anthony long ago.
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Hey Delbert, just got back from the convenience store.
-Oh yeah, how did that go Arthur?
- Well the street was full of cars and there was no way to find a legal parking spot. When I got out of the store I saw a cop writing a parking ticket. So I told him, come on man, this is not cool, give a guy a break!
But he just ignored me and kept writing the ticket. And then when he checked the license plate he noticed that the tags were expired so he started writing another ticket for that. Then I got angry and told him what a jerk I thought he was.
He just smiled and wrote another ticket for the cracked rear view mirror. Then I yelled at him that his mother was a @#$^%&*. He just kept smiling and looked around the car and wrote another ticket for incorrect tire pressure, I didn't even know you could get a ticket for that!
This is when I got really angry, I insulted him in the strongest possible way. After that the cop started getting angry, he inspected the car in every detail and started writing tickets like crazy, he must have written a few thousand dollars worth of tickets!
It was getting late though so I decided to walk back home. Lucky I didn't drive my car there or I might have gotten a ticket too.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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